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EveOnlineRoamer is a webbased application that i’m currently developing using the  .NET framework  (ASP.NET / C#).

The reason why i wrote EveOnlineRoamer is because I was docked in a station  for some time because of hostiles so I wanted to create an overview of the reported hostiles along with their shiptypes and where they roam the most so that i know what to expect when i meet them one day ship 2 ship

This is especially handy when a hostile enters a system and no one knows their shiptype yet. By checking EveOnlineRoamer it is possible to see if the hostile has been reported before and if so, what they were flying, where and when at the time they were reported.

Interesting, so when can I use it or even host it myself?
At the moment, no release is being planned because i still need to work on splatting some  lesser bugs and to rewrite some functions that handles the eve online api data more efficiently.

I also need to work on the layout but thats not really high on my priority list at the moment. Mogandi provided me a nice “EveOnlineRoamer logo” which I’m going to use as can be seen on the top left on the screenshot below. I’ve added a small -7- logo to it though .

Want to help to develop EveOnlineRoamer?
EveOnlineRoamer will be released with all the sourcecode and files intact when it’s “stable” so we “programmers” will have a good version to start with. The reason i’m not going to release it now is  because some of the config files are hardcoded such as database access etc.

Also, if you have a comment or a suggestion, just let me know!

Current main features
- a simple account creation, login and permission system
- Submit hostile report (duh!)
- Sort reports by hostile name,ship, system, date, etc
- “realtime” update on new hostile report. Which means that anyone that has EveOnlineRoamer open, retrieves the latest reported hostile when someone else submits a new report automatically.
- admin config (allow/disallow guest submit etc)
- compatible with the official eve online API to extract data from to be used by EveOnlineRoamer.
- ingame browser support.
- statistics and overview of the most hostile system, ships used, most active hostile and more.
.. and some other stuff not worth mentioning yet.

A few random work in progress screenshots:

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Borat and lady gaga in the 70’s. Aweful music video about stuff we don’t care about. 5….4….3….1! Off blast!

Hey baby wake up from your a sleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become….

Elektronik, Supersonik,
Supersonik, Elektronik,

Hey baby ride with me away,
We doesn’t have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket, climb,
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love,
Above us, there is nothing above,
but the stars, above

All systems gone!
Prepare for downcount!

5….4….3….1! Off blast!

Fly away, my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it,
(Ha) I put my (Ha) port plug in your socket (Ha Ha Ha)

The sonic sky is bright like fire
You and me gets higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire

Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey love crusaider
I want to be your space invader
For you I will decend the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than Darth Vapour
Obey me I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the tzars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and Gentlemen
Fasten your beltseats
We has commenced our decent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth its time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for cheer me from near and far
And as I float I open door and shout
“I am worlds biggest, washed-up superstar!”

(Supersonik, Elektronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west
Of all the seas and all the boats I am the bestest
come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I will forever linger
Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time,
I want for you to experience big bang

Long live space race
Long live, Molvania

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Last night, a Nyx piloted by Gina Mia (Genco corp) was destroyed in the GA9P-0 system by Against ALL Authorities and their allies.

Although Gina Mia tried her best to tank the incoming damage and to defend herself from the hostiles there where just too many enemy pilots that got her overwhelmed quickly.

Damage taken:                  3,024,062
Total Module Loss:         2,170,879,438.00
Total Module Drop:       423,749,979.00
Ship Loss:                          15,827,570,900.00
Total Loss:                        18,422,200,317.00

Damage taken:			3,024,062
Total Module Loss:			2,170,879,438.00
Total Module Drop:			423,749,979.00
Ship Loss:			15,827,570,900.00
Total Loss:			18,422,200,317.00

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Not what i’ve expected but that’s what makes it funny.

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